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Sarcastic, sophisticated, witty, dorky, sensitive and free spirited. (Also a fan of adjectives) A wizard in the kitchen. Gordon Ramsey once told me I was his idol .well maybe not. But I would so throw down with him on making spaghetti. Im a nomadic adventurer. I have been to Iowa, the UK and plan on going to Mars. I hear the mountains are glorious! Im full of random (and often times useless) information. I will kick your butt at Trivial Pursuit! I am also easily distrac .squirrel!
Are you?
Intelligent, sweet, down to earth and adventurous? Bonus points if you are a bit quirky. Double Bonus points if you have ever peed in the woods. Are you an ambitious go-getter? I am drawn to people that set big goals and set all of their energy into pursuing them. Even if your goal is to be a champion thumb wrestler, I totally dig it! Please be a non-smoker. I am very open minded, but Im allergic sorry. Are you ok with getting dirty and being outside? You are allowed to be of snakes. However, if you are not, and chase me with one I WILL BREAK UP WITH YOU!
Me + You = An undeniably awesome couple with amazing CHEMISTRY! (See how this all ties together?) Lets make the world jealous!

I need a bigger girl in my life! So, we all have our preferences, right? Im a thinner guy but I very much prefer bigger woman. Kinda like, the bigger the better I guess. Lol. I just appreciate a girl with lots to love. Anyways, Im open to absolutely anything, I just really need somebody new in my life. Im laid back so Id love to chat about anything.
Im 24, open to any age and all that as well. Though I am not the best at writing about myself, Im sure we could spark up a conversation! Id love to get to know you!
Change the subject to your favourite colour and maybe send a picture so I know youre real? :D

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